The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Never Win Anything

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie