In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
