“The human body generates more bio…
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
