What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description