The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes