Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…