What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
