One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…