Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
