Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
