When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after