Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg