We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction