Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off