In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

I don’t get mad I get odd

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished