Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…