A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself