Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

If you try to control others The ones you will judge the harshe… Are those who are the hardest to c… Who are the ones who tell the trut… Because the truth is always one th…

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap