We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you