I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty