For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
