The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?