When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
