As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
