All dressed down with nowhere to go
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy