Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret