God is the world’s only super-bower
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food