I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time