Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
