I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
