The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
