They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

My ego is too big

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%