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Chris Gaither

The French Connection

Unlike the Americans and the English
who are divided by a common language
the Americans and the Parisians
are divided by a common symptom:
disappointment

Other works by Chris Gaither...
All Separation Is an Illusion

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
The Real “Hard Problem of Consciousness” Is Understanding That Life Is Hard but That’s Not a Problem

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
I’m in a Surveillance State of Mind

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others”

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
“The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness”

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Slide Away

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Low Stakes Just Bring You Closer to the Flames

In a twist in hell there are no consequences
“If You’re Going to Take Vienna, Take Vienna”

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Rated G

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The Supreme Feat of Survival

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
You Know What You’re Waiting For, So What Are You Waiting For?

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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I’ve Always Listened to My Gut Except When It Told Me I Was About to Be Gutted

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
The Kiss Kiss of Death

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
All Talk and No Action Makes Jack a Null Ploy

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words



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