Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
