I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…