The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that