The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole