Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Dreams don’t come true; They are true