Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
