You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
