2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
