Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon