Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys