While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

In Let there be plight the P is silent

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself