In a twist in hell there are no consequences
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
