The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
