The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
