Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations