Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat