The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
